- i searched high and low, far and wide, for Samoas.
- March 16th, 2009
i hate when they change the name of the girl scout cookies. they're fucking Samoas, not Caramel Delights! and that reminds me of the time i was a girl scout, and i went around my grandma's neighborhood trying to sell them. and this scary old man with a scary dog answered one of the doors and bought two boxes of cookies and i thought the dog might eat me. I am pretty sure now that it was Desire's Grandpa and Junior, who when I met them again, were the most harmless creatures on earth to me. Funny how things trigger memories.